So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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