Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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