Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
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I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
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The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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