the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
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She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
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See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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