gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I can text with my tongue
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
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the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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