Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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