My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
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Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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