Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
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Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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