Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
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the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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