did you get engaged???
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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