Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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