Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
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He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
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