Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Quick, to the slutcave!
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
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Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
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Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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