let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
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sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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