she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
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the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
The struggles of a small town man whore
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