Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
so that wasnt chicken after all
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
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he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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