Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
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I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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