She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
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I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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