her vagine was all disorganized.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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