This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
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Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
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Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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