you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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