I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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