Don't you send me to vm
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
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