this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
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Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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