SEEEEXXX PLEASE
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Everything about him screamed your future.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
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Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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