just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
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My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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