do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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