Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
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I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
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I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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