Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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