Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
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We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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