Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
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I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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