i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
We just shotgunned beers for America
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
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I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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