i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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