hotel room ftw
i think my mom watched the whole time
Michael Bay diarrhea
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
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..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
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Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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