So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
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You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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