All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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