How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
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We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Randomize