Non-Jews are for practice
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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