i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
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This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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