i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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