I'm eating all of the evidence.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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