I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
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Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
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It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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