last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
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she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
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He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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