Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
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Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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