One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
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I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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