i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
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Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
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So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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