Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
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There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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