It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
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Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
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He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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