Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
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Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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