He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
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This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
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Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
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